Me: Kasey, don't let me forget to see Ms. M before I leave school.
Me: I need to sign up for the blood drive.
Kasey: Jeez, Emma, you really like vampires that much?
Me: What? No, Kasey! Blood drive. As in, run by the Red Cross. Nothing to do with vampires.
Kasey: Oh, come on, you know you're just there for the vampires.
Me: No, I'm there for the dying leukemia patients and car crash victims--
Kasey: --and sexy vampires.
Me: There are no vampires involved with high school blood drives.
Kasey: Oh, you just wish there were.
Me: DAMMIT KASEY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VAMPIRES!